原文： I'm 5 months old now and it feels like I've been stuck in this precrawling stage for an eternity. There you are lying on your back, staring at the ceiling, and nothing is within reach. You keep yelling at your mom or dad to play with you but all they do is stick a pacifier in your mouth or sing out-
of-tune songs with made-up lyrics.
Thankfully, my parents got me a toy that I can actually use.
-The arch curves over my head and hangs toys at a perfect height for me to grab.
-The mirror isn't exactly the most flattering but it gets the job done. BTW, I'm a handsome devil.
-The piano keys are difficult to reach and don't really make much sense to me right now but might be cool later in my life.
-When I roll over, I can see the art on the pad. It's no Picasso, but we can't all be geniuses. The pad is made of quality, thick material which helps prevent my vomit from soaking into the floor. Yeah, I love my mom's breast milk and eat way too much of it until I vomit. So sue me.
There are some negatives:
-The overall durability of the toy is good as long as it is handled gently. Unfortunately, I have a couple older siblings who didn't get the memo. They detach the hanging toys which are only held on by C-clamps. Then they run all over the house and leave the toys everywhere. Once I start to mobilize, I'll be able to retrieve them, but until then, my parents have to pick them up for me all the time. It's probably getting a bit annoying for them.
-The arch is easily detachable from the base. I wish it locked in place so my siblings couldn't run around the house swinging it like they are swashbuckling pirates. Seriously, grow up.
Overall, this is a well-made toy that is great for precrawlers like me. Once I learn to crawl, I probably won't be sticking around much anymore. It's possible I'll take the hanging toys and the detachable piano with me on my adventures. If I'm not too busy, I'll come back and update this review.
UPDATE
Jan 2015 - Happy new year, everybody. I bit my tongue for the first time. Somebody really should have warned me about molars. My, it's a rough world out there!
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译文：
我已经5个月大了，我感觉自己被困在这个阶段了。我躺在那里，盯着天花板，什么也没有。爸爸或妈妈没有跟我玩，他们只是对着我哼着走掉的歌曲或者给我一只奶嘴。
谢天谢地，我的父母给了我一个玩具，我可以使用它们。
-拱曲线挂着玩具，悬挂的高度很好，我正好能够抓住。
-镜子并不是最讨人喜欢的，但它能完成工作。顺便说一句，我是个英俊的恶魔。
钢琴键很难踢到，现在对我来说没有多大意义，但在我的生命中也许会变得更酷。
当我翻身时，我可以看到垫子上的艺术图案。但这图案可不是毕加索画的，我们不可能都是天才。垫子的材质很好，而且厚厚的，这有助于防止我的呕吐物浸泡在地板上。是的，我爱妈妈的母乳，吃得太多直到我吐出来。
有一些底片：
玩具的整体耐用性是好的，只要它轻轻地处理。不幸的是，我有一对兄弟姐妹，他们没有收到备忘录。他们分离的悬挂，只举行的C -钳位玩具。然后他们跑遍了房子，到处都是玩具。一旦我开始动员，我将能够取回他们，但直到那时，我的父母必须为我拿起他们所有的时间。对他们来说可能有点烦人。
-拱是很容易脱离基地。我希望它锁定到位，所以我的兄弟姐妹不绕着房子跑摆动它，像他们嚣张的海盗。认真地，长大。
总的来说，这是一个很好的玩具，是伟大的precrawlers喜欢我。一旦我学会爬行，我可能不会再坚持下去了。有可能我会把悬挂的玩具和可拆卸的钢琴和我一起冒险。如果我不太忙，我会回来更新这篇评论。
更新
月2015 -新年快乐，大家。我第一次咬舌头。有人真的应该警告我磨牙。我，这是一个粗糙的世界！
