I'll update my review to reflect my views. There is also a lot to review with this, so I'm going to give reviews of the attachments as well as an overall opinion.

OVERALL
This thing hurts. I am not one to avoid wishing ill will upon people I dislike, but I don't think I would wish this sort of pain upon my worst enemy. Oh, I read the advice columns. I tried a shot of vodka. NSAIDs. After exfoliation. In the shower. After a shower. Completely dry. Wet. Pulling my skin as taut in every direction possible. Leaving my skin be. Going slowly. Going quickly. I didn't try numbing cream, but I think I'm going to next time. The pain from this was worse than getting my tattoo and getting it removed--possibly worse than the combined pain of both. My hair is very thick and coarse (I'm pretty sure I'm half-Sasquatch; my skin is glow-in-the-day white and my hair is very dark), so maybe that's why it caused me so much grief. I ended up having to stop halfway through and finish up the next day. I was dripping sweat from the pain. There was a little blood. It wasn't enough to make me cry, but it was extremely uncomfortable. Each of my hair follicles was bright red after, and my skin was extremely warm to the touch. If I could have walked around without pants for the rest of the evening, I would have. Sadly that wasn't an option, so I put on some PJs and stayed as still as possible until I went to bed.

That said, it may be the best worst thing I've ever put myself through. My hair normally becomes quite visible after 2-3 days, and I'm still relatively hair free. Some hairs did break off at the skin and they are becoming visible (more slowly than with shaving), but I am impressed with how smooth my skin is. Assuming that the hair comes back even remotely finer and/or sporadically enough to reduce the pain, the process was worth it. I am way too lazy to shave regularly. If this cuts down my need to remove my hair down to 2-3 times a month AND gives me an excuse to binge-watch a few episodes of bad TV while doing so, I'll deal with the pain.

PURPLE/MASSAGING ATTACHMENT (5/5)
This attachment is the best. It lets you get closest to your skin, so it can catch shorter hairs. I used this when possible. I even tested it on my chin because the sensitive/narrow opening head didn't do anything. I don't really think the rollers helped at all (maybe it helps people with thinner/finer hair?), but the closeness helps a lot. Short hair (but not overly short--the .5 mm claims on the box seem VERY generous to me, and I'd recommend having at least 1-2 mm) was still an issue overall, but most of what I had got taken off without too much issue. Besides the pain, of course.

ARMPIT ATTACHMENT (5/5)
You can't get quite as close with this attachment, but it is easier to use around awkward curves like your armpits. Warning to people who try to epilate their underarms: Be prepared for blood. Again, my hair is coarse and I have sensitive skin, but my pits were not happy at all. Several of my follicles were bleeding by the time I finished. The small surface area was the one relief because I managed to get each of them done in only a minute or two. Also, I have zero hair growth as of yet, and I usually need to shave my underarms every couple of days.

NARROW/SENSITIVE ATTACHMENT (2/5)
This thing is kind of useless for me. The hole is narrow to avoid catching your skin (which I didn't have any issues with whatsoever, even with the open attachments), but the plastic is so thick that it's hard to get short hairs. I get some hairs on my chin that I wanted to epilate, but this was useless for that. Unless your hairs are already somewhat long (thus quite visible), it won't help you with much.

SHAVER ATTACHMENT--with and without trimmer head (4/5)
This is alright for trimming. It isn't as good as a dedicated trimmer because you can't get as much hair at once, but it does its job pretty well. With the trimmer head, it brings hair down to about half a centimeter or so. Without the trimmer head, it gets pretty short--almost down to the skin. I found this to be a bit too short for the epilator, so I would suggest either holding it a bit away from your skin or using the trimmer cover if the hair you want to epilate is very long.

STAND (?/5)
I'm not really going to leave my epilator out all of the time, especially since I will supposedly only need it once or twice a month, so I'm not giving a review of this. It's a stand. It stands things.

FACIAL CLEANSING BRUSH (3/5)
I'm a little disappointed in this. I make my own facial products (moisturizers, exfoliators, cleansers, etc.), and I was hoping that this might be something to either add to or replace my homemade exfoliators. I'll use it until the batteries run out or the head goes bad, but I doubt I'll keep using it after that. My skin doesn't feel any smoother or cleaner than when I use the products I make myself, and it has a bigger environmental impact thanks to the batteries. If you don't already have a decent product you use for exfoliation, this is okay. But if you have something you're already a fan of, I wouldn't expect miracles.

for because I felt it was ugly and weird. (Which it isnt! EVERY girl is hairy but hair/stubble/etc is always photoshopped out or hidden from sight. It took me years to figure that out)
Shaving would cause it to come back the very next day after doing it for a while and it was so depressing being constantly reminded of my inflcition. I tried waxing too but at home it's SO MESSY and professionally it's too expensive and irritating.
Heard about this product from a friend and I'm so thankful.

The first time I did it, it was painful but not too bad, I felt it was the similar pain as getting a tattoo (but without the sore feeling after, just the needle feeling and then it goes away!). The first time I did it, I went really fast across my arms and wasn't consistent, going in different directions and pushing too hard or too soft because I didn't get it - and the hair seemed to grow back quickly. I was still red the next day and it didn't look too good.

After doing alot of research on the proper way to epilate, and getting used to it- I now have it completely down and see what people love about it so much. You have to go very slowly otherwise the tweezers will just clip the hairs like a shaver would, and you need to epilate in long consistent slow motions against the grain to get it perfect and keep the epilator perpendicular to the skin. It's difficult to go slow with the pain but it makes all the diffference. I now have silky smooth arms that stay silky for two weeks or more and no ingrowns or anything. It's amazing. The shorter the hairs are on you, the less it hurts too. This thing picks up tiny stubble even. Cheaper and cleaner than waxing and far more rewarding than shaving. I'm super into it.

I epilate at night time and when it's done it will definitely look red and dotted like a plucked chicken ... I put witch hazel all over my arms when im done and rubbing alcohol in the areas that seem more irritated (by the crook of the arm it is more sensitive for example). And by morning my arms and perfectly soft and not red anymore. It's perfect. I have noticed the hair growth being less or seeming softer, and after being used to the dark & blunt hairs produced by shaving it's so great. Once I am super confident I might try it out on my legs and armpits but I'm not ready yet.

The clipper attachment that comes with this is also really quality, I have been using it to get an even cut on my downstairs and the small size is perfect for that area. The entire device is easy to charge, clean and sanitize, and it's got a cute design that is welcoming and user friendly.
Also, the vibrations this thing emits totally doubles as the perfect vibrator, really.

Highly suggest this to anyone - but make sure you do it properly and watch a lot of videos and read a lot of tips! GO SLOW! And moisturize after! Otherwise you will have lumps and ingrowns like some of the horror stories online. If done right this thing will change your life.
Happy Epilating :)